a note on "Crab"..
Crab is a ghetto dude who runs a DVD stand in the night market. when i first got to thailand, i went there and bought Sex and the City. i thought Crab was so silly that i started to sarcastically flirt with him. i thought he caught on that i wasn't being serious. well, he didn't. the next time i saw him in the night market, he gave me a free DVD. The Devil Wears Prada. i thought he was just being nice. and then days later, i hear from Kelsey and some other people who hang out at SamSam (Crab's favorite bar) that he has been asking about me and wants to see me. a couple weeks went by, and i kind of forgot about this. Anne and I were on our way to SamSam and we passed through the night market. I said hi to Crab and then suggested he come to SamSam after he gets off work. I'm not really sure why I suggested this to him. So here he comes, midnight, with his entourage. anne and i had an entourage, too.. some thai guys we go to school with. after one too many drinks, i decided that Crab and i should dance. so we danced in the bar. then, i wrote my phone number down on a magazine advertisement and gave it to him. i'm not really sure why i did this.
now, here's where it gets creepy..
Crab has been calling me every single day, at all hours of the day and night. 8pm. 10pm. 12am. 2am. 3am. 6:30am. 8am. i have never answered the phone. oh, he sends me text messages too. saying that he misses me. for some reason, he thinks that we are in some sort of love affair even though he knows i have a boyfriend. Crab would be a really cool friend, and i think that's why i gave him my number. but he's taking it too far.
so i see him in the night market last night. he looks relieved to see me. he says he's been calling me. i say, "I know! I dropped my phone in the water! My phone is gone." he doesn't understand so i have to repeat it a few times. and then what happens? he calls me today at 6:30am.
what am i going to do???????????
Crab is a ghetto dude who runs a DVD stand in the night market. when i first got to thailand, i went there and bought Sex and the City. i thought Crab was so silly that i started to sarcastically flirt with him. i thought he caught on that i wasn't being serious. well, he didn't. the next time i saw him in the night market, he gave me a free DVD. The Devil Wears Prada. i thought he was just being nice. and then days later, i hear from Kelsey and some other people who hang out at SamSam (Crab's favorite bar) that he has been asking about me and wants to see me. a couple weeks went by, and i kind of forgot about this. Anne and I were on our way to SamSam and we passed through the night market. I said hi to Crab and then suggested he come to SamSam after he gets off work. I'm not really sure why I suggested this to him. So here he comes, midnight, with his entourage. anne and i had an entourage, too.. some thai guys we go to school with. after one too many drinks, i decided that Crab and i should dance. so we danced in the bar. then, i wrote my phone number down on a magazine advertisement and gave it to him. i'm not really sure why i did this.
now, here's where it gets creepy..
Crab has been calling me every single day, at all hours of the day and night. 8pm. 10pm. 12am. 2am. 3am. 6:30am. 8am. i have never answered the phone. oh, he sends me text messages too. saying that he misses me. for some reason, he thinks that we are in some sort of love affair even though he knows i have a boyfriend. Crab would be a really cool friend, and i think that's why i gave him my number. but he's taking it too far.
so i see him in the night market last night. he looks relieved to see me. he says he's been calling me. i say, "I know! I dropped my phone in the water! My phone is gone." he doesn't understand so i have to repeat it a few times. and then what happens? he calls me today at 6:30am.
what am i going to do???????????
posted by Buddha at 10:45 PM
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